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Birthday Betz on Lon Times. One of the dumbest thing I could possibly do. Having a burner twitter starts a train of things you didn’t think you would do; call strangers retarded, use the classic homophobic “f” slur (faggot), and pretend I’m a fan of a team I’m absolutely not just for the sake of winning an argument.

Now I understand I might’ve offended you already and that’s ok! Just know I wasn’t trying to. My goal is to rant about non sense, mainly, but I am much more than that. I’m a blue collar guy with a hot, blonde, Jewish wife. I’m an 11 handicap. I’m a baseball insider. I’m a fast food savant. And, lastly, I’m a friend.

I would say my main job on Twitter is to let you know when it’s an NBA player’s birthday. Why? Because I think athletes perform better on their birthday, specifically basketball players. I don’t have exact stats to prove this just that I tweet and bet a players points prop when they play on their birthday. From my estimations and research it hits on a 60% clip. Whatever. Nothing special. It’s just something I enjoy.

Something else I will be enjoying is the B1G Men’s Basketball Tournament in Indianapolis this weekend. I will be taking any bets you reply to my (@BirthdayBetz) most recent tweet that has to do with the tournament.

God Bless. Go Pack
BB 🎂

Hello and welcome to The Lon Times. This is a collaborative page that will be a conversational ground for random things. We will write about sports, culture, and other random stuff. We welcome you onboard. On our team we have the following:

BirthdayBetz: Gambler of all things birthdays.

NFCCommissioner: Writer on sports, and honestly a great internet troll.

LockLord: Soccer sniper and gamlber, hot takes on food as well.

CokeCanMike: Mike is a wild card, I apologize about what comes out of his mouth.

Lon Jeske: Owner and Operator of The Lon Times. I will write about sports, and some cool international politics so you don’t have to read about them in long form.

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