MSU Football is Back, so lets talk about the Detroit Red Wings

Hello all, Lon here.

MSU Football is back, so naturally I am thinking about Connor McDavid becoming a Detroit Red Wing.

Connor McDavid just said he is taking his time, wants to talk to his family, and all I can think about is, this dude just got a realtor real quick in Grosse Point. In my brain (Lon’s brain is a wild place) I think there is only one location that makes sense for our boy McDavid. Its the Detroit Red Wings. Below, I am going to sell Detroit to him, and why he should join.

Actual Reason to come here:

Buddy, we got youth, here. We have goalie prospects. McDavid goes C1, Larks C2, Kasper C3. I can stop there we just won the Stanley Cup.

Lon’s Reasoning for him to come here (this is me selling to McDavid, who is obviously reading this.):

LCA Rocks, Labatts are flowing. It isn’t Canada, but gives ya a taste of it. Connor, you’ll feel right back in Ontario without the taxes. Not a bad first pitch here.

You’d be a God. Idk what else to say here I felt like smacking myself that was so Sus but if the Wings won another cup he’d actually be a God.

#2 in fan attendance in 2024. I can’t imagine what the playoff crowd would look like (Zupa please relax by saying we don’t make the playoffs I understand.)

Lon would give you his entire net worth. Okay, this one sucks for me but you can have it. I’d just ask a little bit of mercy here, but its at least offered.

Now on to Lon’s MSU 2025 season lookahead.

WMU: Win, probs blow these dudes (pause) by 50 points. Bet on a burger here folks.

Boston College: Easy win

Youngstown State: Win (these guys are shitters.)

USC: Win? I know nothing about this team.

Nebraska: Win

UCLA: Dub lol

Indiana: Win

Michigan: Win (shitters)

Minnesota: PJ Fleck has Aura

Penn State: Win (Shitters.)

Iowa: Loss, elite.

Maryland: Win (Shitters.)

Thanks and have a good labor day,

_Lon Jeske