Michigan Fans, you’ll want to read this

Hello.

Lon is fresh off his 9th wedding. A Sunday wedding in which I missed the lions game. So I’ll admit I’m feeling sassy.

A good friend of mine, JDM once told me that every team has its thorn (did he steal that from the song everrryyyyy roseeee has its thorn) potentially. However, I need Michigan fans to wake up.

Look at this tweet.

Yes that’s only one of three screenshots. Jake, your writing is good, but can you see where this is weird?
We are now into sus territory

I guess the point of this blog, there’s something weird with Michigan folks and their QB. It’s not all of you, but this is more sus than telling players they have aura.

-Love you,

Lon