Hello my friends. This is blog 1 of Lon’s preview for fantasy football.
Week 1:
We got an absolute cake walk for WK1. I’d like to introduce you to my opponent. Zupa, who also goes by “little guy.” He’s a smaller fella, tiny, not very big at all. His fantasy football history is tough for me to gloat on. I was beat by Zupa in the championship last year (CCM, I kept him outta the playoffs lol what a bum.) So Zupa has some street credit. He’s the champ.
What he doesn’t have going for him, his team is absolute cheeks.
QB Match up:
Lon – Drake Maye
Zupa – Patrick Mahomes.
Who has more potential? Drake is going to go HAM. Patrick, he’s got no one to throw to.
Running Backs:
Lon – Jeanty & Hampton
Zupa – Bijan & Bucky
First off, Bijan is complete cheeks and Bucky is going to get his left leg blown to shreds by Jalon Walker. I am not worried (I’m fucking terrified but I’m not telling Zupa that.)
WR:
Lon – Nabers & Higgins
Zupa – AJ Brown & Scary Terry
AJ (shitter) and Terry (rich shitter) will be crucified by Zaddy Nabers.
Flex:
Lon – Henderson & Egbuka
Zupa – Tony Pollard & McMillan.
Tony fucking Pollard is an absolute shitter😂. Big Zupa thinks it’s 2022.
In conclusion, Lon wins a tight one here. If Lon wins….. he knows ball.