Hello everyone, I am here to break down the team 2 and team 3 rivalry that will take place at Lons bachelor party.
Location
Manistee National
Team Members
Team 2: Lon, Birthday Bets, Mr. Moist. This team has grit. This team has passion. This team has a potential to green out by the third hole. That is something as a team captain I will have to watch out for. If we hit the fairway, we are going to be in incredible shape. If we don’t, we have three good swings to get us close. Personally, I believe this team should be betting favorites of at least -200 while writing this. Here is a breakdown of the team:
BB – just a solid golfer. Hits the ball pretty far, very consistent out on the course. great vibes.
Mr. Moist: he will read this and say it’s fair. Moist can be an elite golfer, moist can be a not elite golfer. Moist on Team 2 is a fantastic addition. He hits the ball pretty damn good, and he is an all times vibe guy. No one vibes harder than Moisty. One thing to be aware of. Moist will have to watch his consumption of the green stuff. He will lead the charge with BB, and it worries me if he gets too into the ganja. I trust moisty tho.
Lon: Lon is Mr. 40. He can also be Mr. 126. What Lon needs to do, play smart golf, hit bombs, and don’t allow Team 3 to get in his head. This is going to be difficult, as I’ll explain about Team 3, they are all pretty damn good at it.
Our team should be good if we play our game.
An introduction to Team 3:
Team 3 has three member that will produce. Each of these team members, when on a team, make it their entire personality, and they give their all to the team. Each of these are also, treated like enemy of the state. They get into Lon’s brain with ease, and have slightly homoerotic relationships with each other, since becoming Team 3.
Coke Can Mike: Coke Can Mike is devious. He is always plotting something. His golf game is very similar to Lon’s, but when he’s on he is prime Jordan Spieth. What scares me about CCM, is he going to be very loud towards Team 2. He is going to start talking about it as soon as he sees you. He’s going to say “wow your golf game is incredible shape, why don’t we celebrate with a half gal of Jack Daniels?” You see what I mean there? He’s always scheming to get you off his game. There is also the worry about him “finding his ball.” He is a devious man, and he will use that to get in my brain.
Lock Lord: Dr. space (lock lord) has played golf with me around 15 times. He has never lost to me. This is an issue. He is not the best golfer, he’s not the worst. He plays like a diabetic 73 year old man. He keeps it in the fairway, and hits the ball 120 yards. Lock is an all time team guy. Him and Zupa are going to be in the half pipe doing tricks on each other all week. Lock Lord can be trusted, but that is what scares me. He’s going to maneuver into my little head so fast. He’s dangerous.
Zupa: Zupas golf game is interesting. I watched him break a driver on accident. Then he switched to the 1-Iron. Recently, hearing that Zupa has been known to hit his irons really well. If Zupa is hitting his irons well and CCM hits his driver well, team 2 is in trouble. Zupa also is a team player. He’s going to get team 3 going, and I genuinely don’t know if I’ll be able to have a conversation with him until this scramble is over. Zupa is going to let me have it. I know it, he knows it, it’s coming. Zupa is coming. Zupa also, I gotta be honest your game, I haven’t seen the blades yet. Happy to be wrong, but I’m not too worried.
What is the prediction:
Team 2 by probably 2 strokes.
Will come back with more on this matchup