Twitter is pissing me off

Today we are going to play Hetero or Sus.


I log on to twitter and I see posts like the one above, and I can’t stop cringing. Lets break it down and see if its hetero or sus.



The Breakdown: This account is already sus. Its name farming off the NYT, and the amount of posting shows a desire to be a journalist for them. In their mind, he is one step closer to reporting at the Super Bowl with every Post.

Sadly though, he has fallen into the trap of claiming Aura for other men. You see, Twitter has gotten to the point of men, calling other men sexy, but instead of actually calling them sexy, they replace it with Aura. This falls into the trap of Sus.

This man looked at a picture of other grown men and decided to dedicate 4 min of his life to post about how sexy they are.


I don’t care how much you love the Lions (I love them too,) that is not fandom, its cock riding and sus.

Thank you for reading,

-Lon