A message to my fantasy league

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Lon Jeske

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Hello FryeGayz Fantasy league. I’m very happy to be here and to give a prediction of our year, as our season starts tomorrow.

Recap from 2024:

– We had a new champion last year, Stiffy Jenkins. He won on a walk off win, when Cum Here Raelynn and Shake it had a 99% chance to win. He needed 5 points in the last game. He did not get them. It’s tough to come back after a year like that, but he did, and he’s ready.

– Rae Lynn’s Soggy Subway missed the playoffs last year, which hurt him more than we would all imagine. He was down for the count, hurt, and is trying to make horrid trades again. (Guy is a total shitter.)

Kupp Check and Austin’s team, had a tough season.

The rest of it, was kinda chill.

Storylines for this year:

  • Cum here Raelynn and Shake It has taken second twice. The league is rooting against him, and his team, per the score predictions (which his team is all rookies so could be wrong) looks to be complete ass cheeks. There is potential for an undefeated season, as well as a defeated season.
  • Rae Lynn’s Soggy Subway is looking to crack the playoffs again, going for his second title.
  • Bezchrist is looking to make some moves. Constant pressure coming from Bez, but no results to show. Is this his year?
  • NEW NAME ALERT!!! OG OLYMPIAN GAINZ IS HERE. We have a new name. Normally, with new names comes a shakeup in the front office, which came with an auto draft. New name, new beast.
  • Stiffy Jenkins, defending champ. Nothing best for Stiffy Shitter. He’s got the belt, but is going to be fleeced by someone like he gets fleeced every year. Wait for the trades to come through and be ready to laugh at the little guy, nothing but respect tho.
  • Koo Can Kick, respectable gentleman. Team looks good. We will see. There is really no hate towards Koo.
  • Austin’s team. I love you Austin, but your team has been shitters the past two years. Let’s see if he can get it going this year.
  • NEW NAME ALERT: They/Them. WOW. This is bigger news as this owner has been playing well. We will see if the new names get going here as well.
  • Kupp Check – we will see.
  • Big Mac and Large Coker is an absolute sleeping GIANT this year.

Prediction for the year:

  • Playoff teams this year:
  • OG
  • They/Them
  • Raelynn soggy subs
  • Big Mac
  • Koo can

Winner: Big Mac with a shocker.

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